A recent study out of Atlanta finds the easiest way to stop a pedophile is to shoot them in the face. Scientists first found out by shooting a pedophile in the face and then he didn’t touch kids anymore. Once less satanist in a world fighting the balance.
In recent test 6 out of 6 pedophilies stopped touching children after being shot in the face. Proving currently the most affective method to stop these creeps from ruining the lives of others for sexual pleasure.
“We’ve never tried this before.” Says on person talking about this subject. Another person we asked said “We tried letting Tom Hanks get citizenship in Greece but that didn’t solve the problem it just relocated it.”.
Plans to roll out the new method of stopping pedophilia in Democrats should be out by Summer 2021. Checkmate pedos.