New Pregnancy Test App Shows Who Your Child’s Father Is

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“This might finally take Maury off of the air” says CEO.

A new app was released Thursday that can determine who is the father of your child. Are a bunch more people going to be celebrating Father’s Day in 2020?

Over 6 million downloads in the first week of release. This is going to make for an interesting time.

“I had no idea who two of my childrens’ fathers were until the download,” one woman told The Saint Louis Times.

Reuniting happy smiling children with their actual fathers. And right around Christmas time. How wonderful.

You knock up a retarded waitress at some point in your desperate/stupid life?

You might have a magic baby that looks half like you. And it might add value to your otherwise empty existence.

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