Today, everyone died from COVID-19. Yup, even you reading this. Welcome to the afterlife. It was seriously as bad as everyone said it was. And, yes, we are all dead now.
How were your last days being scared and wearing a mask?
Were they fun inside your house scared?
Did poisoning your hands with hand sanitizer work?
Did covering your possessions in Lysol or Clorox work?
Here you are reading this article.