(New York, NY) December 12, 2019—Beat those holiday blues with humor and nasty cheer as Offensive Crayons presents: The 12 Days of Shitmas! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanza or Festivus here’s a fun contest that will warm those bitter bones faster than an a cup of overpriced Starbucks hot […]
Just in Time For The Holidays! Offensive Crayons Launches Companion Coloring Book Happy Little Dictators (New York, NY) November 27, 2019—The infamous and colorful Offensive Crayons has just launched a companion coloring book, Happy Little Dictators now available for purchase on www.offensivecrayons.com, just in time for the holidays. “At the risk […]
“After the leaks of Jeffrey Epstein’s flight logs have shown how many people have been flown to Little St. James Island… we don’t want to associate ourselves with pedophiles and we are low key looking for new false leaders of this water rock.” says one such reptilian who would like […]
This is what shows up when you google the street view for 2709 Cherokee St. on Google Street view.
Here is a section of food that is not served on a plate for some reason. Real orders, no plates.