Bloomberg Announces He’ll Run For President And Lose

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The title/headline pretty much covers it, but we’ll proceed to make this an actual article for some reason.

(NEW YORK CITY) Michael Bloomberg is adding his name to the super sad list of people that won’t make it past the primaries and has zero chance at debating Donald Trump.

“Yeah, running for President just gives me something to do. Gets me out of the house. Of course, I have no chance of winning. But at least I’m not as stupid as Andrew Yang or Elizabeth Warren” Michael Bloomberg said in our imaginary interview.

The “Left” seems super dumb and doesn’t really have a platform.

Are we going to see the death of the Democratic Party?

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