Tired of how long your morning commute takes?
The Republican party vows to have teleportation devices installed in homes so that Americans with proper I.D. can travel anywhere on this planet, other planets, or between dimensions.
That’s right, if you can prove you are an American citizen, 6 foot tall, male, and have a credit score of 800… the government is going to let you buy a teleportation device for your house.
The new Act should be active this summer. Homes will be eligible for the install of a teleportation device by June of 2020.
Mention in the comments where you’re going when you get yours.