SHAW ST. LOUIS, MO – A man age 28 doesn’t use social media because it’s “outdated and stupid” says one source. He has been wondering why he can’t find hand sanitizer anywhere and anyone he asks just laughs. “I tried to look it up on eBay and it’s like $200! a bottle!”.
“I just wish someone would tell me what the fuck is going on.”
“And if they could just stop laughing…”
The man wishes to be unnamed in this article and wishes someone would explain to him what the fuck is going on.
I am jealous and deleting my Facebook right now.
Here’s Tom with the weather.