Over the weekend city officials voted quietly behind closed doors to create a local “holiday”. After a publicly funded, independent study showed drivers tend to forget how to operate motor vehicles(more so than usual) on Wednesdays, officials took to meme culture. “We have women crush wednesday, man crush monday, and […]
Month: October 2019
Gandhi was a creepy cunt.
Gandhi is best known for his nonviolent stance against the British. What people don’t know is he is also a creepy cunt. Here are a few examples as to why. He gave young female followers enemas daily, and had them perform enemas and nude massages on him. He also had […]
White House announces it will not comply with an impeachment inquiry
Here is the letter sent to Nancy Pelosi from the White House below… (There are 8 pages, hit next, zoom, etc, to read it.) Enjoy.
City of Saint Louis rebuilding weather control device.
The City of Saint Louis government has officially responded to the demands of tax payers. The people want their weather machine back. “The people have had enough. We are withdrawing over here. We need our snowcaine and our pumpkin spice snowcaine. I need to speak to a manager about this, […]
Trick or treaters could be looking at 6 months in jail.
As the temperatures start to drop and the leaves begin to change colors, the cravings for bonfires, hoodies, and pumpkin spice anything become stronger. Autumn is upon us, and so are the trips to haunted houses and pumpkin patches. Something about the smell of funnel cakes and the laughter of […]
BOB MARLEY IS A HYPOCRITICAL PIECE OF SHIT
Bob Marley is a hypocritical piece of shit. Before you get triggered, I love reggae, and I grew up listening to Bob Marley. But as i got older i began to reevaluate my heroes. When I was 16 or so, my heroes were outlaws, trouble makers, and rule breakers. What […]